Billy Zero to Win N-EWW Academy Title at Revelations

by | 30 January 2022

In the latest blockbuster announcement ahead of EWW Revelations (Saturday 19th March at Summerfields Leisure Centre, Hastings), Billy Zero was announced as the new number one contender to the N-EWW Academy Title.

Lupo Lee won the title back from his former friend (and Unknown creep) Grayson Dawn at Invasion of the Bodyslammers X, and has since been walking around with a target on his back. So while Grayson has his hands tied in taking on a living British wrestling legend, other graduates of the academy have been lining up for a title shot.

Of course, the cheeky little sh*t from The Unknown was the first to ask. Alfie the Great then appeared from 2018 and demanded his inclusion, before the misogynist Matty Spilatty arrived with Jeff Leopard. All pleaded their case to the idiot Lou Steel, and he made the match the four-way.

That was until Billy Zero entered with the great plan that we had prepared earlier in the day. Billy fooled the others into thinking he had tripped, and Lou Steel added him to the match in a fit of anger. You can watch the whole thing unfold over on Facebook.

The result is that Billy Zero is the number one contender to the title, and the other four will no doubt have to work together to eliminate the fan favourite.

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