The latest match to be announced is Alfie the Great defending his newly-acquired St George’s Title against the abusive, bullying, disgusting piece of shit that is Dutch and his two-bit whore of a wife.
Alfie won the title in a hard-fought gauntlet match at Pick Your Poison. The match was nearly won by Billy Zero, but outside interference from Jeff Leopard and the misogynist Matty Spilatty cost him the win. This clearly got in Billy’s head because he then did something completely out of character but I can’t write about that right now because it gives me flashbacks which cause depression and anxiety.
Anyway, Skarlett finally won the EWW World Championship back after I helped out, and now Dutch finds himself with as much silverware as Tottenham Hotspur. He’ll be wanting to rectify that, but Alfie is in the shape and form of his life and will want to send Dutch reeling back to Fight Factory empty-handed.
Tickets are already on sale- get yours from the EWW website now to ensure you don’t miss out on this hard-hitting contest between two of the top heavyweights in the company.
