What in the blue hell is this? I am NOT A WRESTLER

by | 13 October 2022

In Lou Steel’s latest lawsuit waiting to happen, the idiot has entered ME into a tag team turmoil rumble alongside Billy Zero.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that the likes of Matty Spilatty and the butler Smelvin (who???) will be facing off for the tag team championships, hoping to take them from Gunz 4 Hire, Lou Steel apparently saw fit to include me too.

Billy said something or other about my contract and I’m having my lawyer look into this but the fact that there’s a journalist and a butler in this match tells you all you need to know about the commissioner. My only hope is that I might get a chance to punch Matty Spilatty in the face.

This will be a huge match and any of the five other teams could leave with the titles but I AM NOT A WRESTLER.

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