What in the blue hell is this? I am NOT A WRESTLER

by | 13 October 2022

In Lou Steel’s latest lawsuit waiting to happen, the idiot has entered ME into a tag team turmoil rumble alongside Billy Zero.

As if it wasn’t bad enough that the likes of Matty Spilatty and the butler Smelvin (who???) will be facing off for the tag team championships, hoping to take them from Gunz 4 Hire, Lou Steel apparently saw fit to include me too.

Billy said something or other about my contract and I’m having my lawyer look into this but the fact that there’s a journalist and a butler in this match tells you all you need to know about the commissioner. My only hope is that I might get a chance to punch Matty Spilatty in the face.

This will be a huge match and any of the five other teams could leave with the titles but I AM NOT A WRESTLER.

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Further Reading

EWW Pick Your Poison: Cyrus Shade vs Little Shit

EWW Pick Your Poison: Cyrus Shade vs Little Shit

At the end of EWW Revelations, as Skarlett was being beaten down by the northern muppets from Fight Factory, Cyrus Shade was the man that shockingly came to her aid. Seemingly taking this turn of events personally, Trevor Bekooy has arranged for the little shit known as Corvis Kid to take on the former EWW Champion at Pick Your Poison

EWW Pick Your Poison: 5-Way Gauntlet Match

EWW Pick Your Poison: 5-Way Gauntlet Match

The Majesty Memorial Gauntlets can have a huge impact on the future direction of EWW, as the winner will be able to cash them in for a shot at any title at any given time. Earlier this year we saw Skarlett cash them in to win the EWW Title back from Cyrus Shade, and prior to that Grayson Dawn used them to turn on his tag team partner Lupo Lee and win the EWW Academy Title.

EWW Pick Your Poison: Voodoo vs KD

EWW Pick Your Poison: Voodoo vs KD

On 16th July at Summerfields Leisure Centre, Voodoo will be taking on KD, Fight Factory’s current world champion and brother of head cretin Dutch.